Source language: English Translated by
Aneta B.
Dog maniac
1. You believe every dog can be a lap dog.
2. When you are cold, you dress your dog in a little sweater.
3. You have lots of photos of your pet in your wallet, but no one of your kids.
4. You always claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
5. You put a receiver to your dog’s ear to let him talk to your friends on the phone.
6. You can't fully relax without your dog being around you.
7. No matter how large your bed is, there is still not enough space for you and your dogs there.
8. You spend more money on cosmetics and clothes for a dog than you do for yourself.
9. You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been before...
10. You believe it is your duty to feed and talk to every dog in the neighborhood. Eventually, you know their names.
11. You would let a neighbour's dog sleep with you.
12. You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
13. Your vet and dog's hairdresser bills exceed your monthly income.
14. When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
15. You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
16. You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers!
17. Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.