hello everyone

im new on here so would just like to say hello. im trying to learn turkish!! x

Hello Kerry,

Be welcome on Cucumis! I'm sure you'll enjoy this website a lot.

It's funny, I'm learning Turkish too, hehe Good luck with that.

awww thank you. i dont really know what im doing yet tho :S im sure i will figure it out son. where are you from? x

Welcome kerry! Ben Türkçe biliyorum

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Who wants to finish this game?



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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!

I had a lot of fun because of your version, dear Pia!
I'm wondering who'll be next...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Ma damn foot's caught in the door!

We used to tell these jokes to drive the adults crazy when we were little kids.

This one was my favourite when I was about seven years old:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
I don't know.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
I don't know.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
I don't know.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say "Banana"?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wonda.
Wonda who?
I'm wonda ring who's there


I got inspiration from Aneta's last message

Here's another one from my childhood:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing) Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger ...

What? A mop is like a broom, except that you wet it when you want to clean the floor. How is it poo?

"I eat mop who" sounds a bit like "I eat my poo".
Didn't make the picture myself, but its lameness turns it funny

Oh - I get it now! Sorry - I was being dense.

Super!!!
I'm glad you joined to the game!

Kafetzu, I knew only this one with banana
Be sure Polish kids also are playing the game with their parents and between each other... The most comon Polish version sounds:

Puk ! Puk!
Kto tam
Hipopotam (Hm I don't remember what was next... )

So, let's be like kids for a moment!!!

Bamsa, you have surprised me a lot! Very clever!

Urunghai, you scared me a little..., but only a little...LOL!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

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....(....)......Oooo....
.....\..(......(....)......
......\_ )......)../......
...............(_ /........
...I WAS................
.......... HERE .......

Knock, Knock,
Who's there.
Cucumber.
Cucumber who?
I don't know, I ate it all.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby, or not Toby. That is the question!

Very funny, my dear cucu-friends!

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Lene, don't eat so much!

Sweety, I haven't got too much money now (so I won't buy it. I'm sorry)

Jurek, the question is rather to be or not to be...

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If there are some versions of the game in your countries, don't hesitate to show us them in your languages... I'm pretty curious about that!