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1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has...

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1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9.When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
10.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Title	Jei tu turi penkis dolerius ir Chuckas Norrisas turi
Translation Lithuanian Translated by fiammara	Target language: Lithuanian 1.Jei tu turi penkis dolerius ir Chuckas Norrisas turi penkis dolerius, Chuckas Norrisas turi daugiau pinigÅ³ nei tu. 2.Chucko Norriso kompiuteryje nÄ—ra 'ctrl' mygtuko. Chuckas Norrisas kontroliuoja visada. 3."Apple" moka Chuckui Norrisui 99 centus kiekvienÄ… kartÄ…, kai jis klausosi dainos. 4.Chuckas Norrisas gali ÄiaudÄ—ti atmerktomis akimis. 5.Chuckas Norrisas gali valgyti tik vienÄ… Lay's bulvinÄ¯ traÅ¡kutÄ¯. 6.Chuckas Norrisas iÅ¡kelia Myspace bylÄ… dÄ—l to, kad jie pasisavino pavadinimÄ… to, kÄ… jis vadina viskuo,kas supa tave. 7.Chuckas Norrisas sunaikino cheminiÅ³ elementÅ³ lentelÄ™, nes jis atpaÅ¾Ä¯sta tik netikÄ—tumo elementÄ…. 8.Chuckas Norrisas gali vienu paukÅ¡Äiu uÅ¾muÅ¡ti du akmenis. 9.Kai Chuckas Norrisas skambina numeriu 1-900, jam nekainuoja. Jis laiko telefono ragelÄ¯ ir pinigai iÅ¡krenta. 10.Chuckas Norrisas uÅ¾sisakÄ— Big Mac`Ä… Burger Kinge, ir gavo vienÄ….
Remarks about the translation	"Obuolys" - "Apple", "klauso" - "klausosi", "viskuo aplink tave" - (all around you) "viskuo, kas supa tave" (all that surrounds you), because this small correction conveys the idea (and the joke) better... ~Dzuljeta

Last validated or edited by Dzuljeta - 23 April 2009 16:28