Originaltext - Englisch - i'm so annoyed at everything and everyone!!...

I'm so annoyed at everything and everyone!!
firstly I wish you would say you loved me, if you did love me you would sign up to cucumis.org to translate this, and if you were a good friend you wouldn't be in such a mood with me :(:(
Tom I really like you but I don't know if you feel the same, I'm scared. And yes I'm drunk lol