Originaltext - Englisch - I'm a selfish prick.Good-looking,successful,athletic body

I'm a selfish prick.Good-looking,successful,athletic body. Young enough to do it,old enough to do it right. I smoke I'm lots of fun.But I don't have time for petty drama and emotional hysterics. Also I'm intelligent and well-educated don't care what anybody else thinks about me.I do what I want when I want. But you probably figured that out already.