Original text - Holandski - ik neem een koffielepel en haal je ogen uit je...

Bridge for evaluation:

I’ll take a coffee spoon and take your eyes out of their sockets(1), I’ll cremate (burn) your body and then I will clean my teeth with your ashes, I’ll replace the teeth of your hairbrush with sharpened shards of glass, I’ll let you drown in your own puddle of blood. I’ll tear the tendons off your bone, put your kidneys in a conserving jar(2), your life stops here, your fate stops here.
Asshole shut up, all that screaming is making me yawn, I’ll yank your intestines out and feed it to the gulls (seagulls).

In Dutch all of this rhymes, it sounds a bit like a rap song (including the rough language used). It was written in the present tense but with the meaning of future tense so I have translated it with future tense.
1: literally: your socket; 2: a jar used to conserve fruits etc.


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