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Ainda não me conformo: veja isso, principalmente o primeiro parágrafo.

Uau. Agora sei por que dizem que google não presta. Fiz a pesquisa mas dessa vez ele não corrigiu meu pequeno erro. Uma confusão por causa de uma letra.
Desculpe a minha precipitação.
Vou ajeitar o texto.

Eu não sou teimoso; teimoso é quem teima comigo

Antônio Carlos Magalhães, falecido senador baiano, vulgo Toninho Malvadeza

Acho teimosia diferente de argumentação.
E gente teimosa não admite o erro e pede desculpas, e sim, continua teimando.

Cucumislândia
Ei, faz tempo que não tem nenhuma revolta separatista no Brasil, que tal começarmos uma?

Ei, longe de mim iniciar uma revolta separatista!

Cucumislândia é tão-somente o "lugar" onde está "sediado" o Cucumis, porque, afinal de contas, eu precisava indicar um lugar naquela petição .

Hi, What are you talking about, Cucumisland?
A new website?

Is a place where all the translators would live happy for the rest of their lives...

CucumisLand can be CucumIsland, so we must buy an Island first, to build this Utopia.

See which Island we would purchase:

Latino America?
Australia?
Antarctica?
Or Malta?
Madagascar?
Japan?

Latinamerica? It's not an Island as well, but would be good.

Also:
Greenland
Svalbard
Canarias
Jamaica
Pascua (pretty good)
And there's one here on my State that's called Ilha do Mel (honey island).

I as talking a few days ago to Francky about something like that. It would be Translatopia (ugh. looks like the name of a terrible hollywood movie)

I heard that some big riches buy islands from all over the world, and especially in the Pacific.

But can we?

It will need a lot of money, and if we bought an island to host tens of thousands of worldwide translators, how can we live in Cucumisland, to plant and grow cucumis? and can we estimate the total cost of it?

If it is realisable.

I have five bucks and a bubble-gum.
Let's start it.

OK, let's start. I think it is realizable if we do.

Uhh, nice.
Latin america? I already live here...
Australia? Much desertification.
Antartica? Uh, too cold...
Japan? No, there's already a lot of people there.
Jamaica, nice! Maybe Hawaii?
The Pacific ocean has a lot of islands... It would be nice.

I have a lot of 1 real coins, anyone with euros or dollars here to help?

There's already a thread on the brazilian forum if you want to ask for money, don't you remember Thais?

Uuh! OK! I forgot that.
Cucumis fund raising campaign...

I got 43 euros (but I must save them for "ma gueule", because my bank account is -125 euros*)

*one of the Cucumis fund raising campaign various branches, "Save Francky from bankrupt" (so that he can buy a nice computer)
**Boycott consumerism and give to Francky!
***Forget about fashion, buy Francky's old Tshirts (5$) and Doc Martens(5$)Jeans(5$). These funds will go into tank from francky's old car...Thanks!

Here is the topic that I saved from the trash.

mmm... Check it out! (or... en français)

I see you coming, pirulito, you'd like us to rapt the dog in order to blackmail each of us after;
And casper is waiting for us to give 5 Real each to stay silent. Waiting for your Paypal account number...
I'd better run away from here and have a nice green tea