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There was the time I boiled a rat`s skull in a saucepan to make customised jewellery.And the time I stripped my 750cc motorbike in the living room,dumping a tank full of petrol over the carpet.Then there was the stand-off between my eleven-foot python and one of the cats,which destroyed the curtains in a bid to escape.