תרגום - אנגלית-הולנדית - Sentence without a logic

This is the most ilogical sentence I have ever seen in Danish, so I have to adapt the English version as much as possible. I know it sounds and look strange, but this is what I could do considering the source text.

Just as a simple example the word "maske", I believe, is mispelled.The right word is probably "måske".