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אתה לא באמת הולך למכור ילד, נכון?
אם כן, אין סיכוי שאני מתרגמת לך את המשפט.

sorry I don't know anything about hebrew!what are you talking about??I just want to know what this sentence means..

Dear dolunaysuyu,

It says,"For sale, five year old African child, held in a cage with enough bananas for half a year, the buyer is rewarded with a toaster."

I wrote,"You're not really going to sell a child, right? If you are, there's no way I'm translating this sentence."
If you just want to know what it means, though, I guess it's alright. Is there still slavery in the world?

Sincerely,
Shahar368

thanks a lot shahar!don't worry it was written by a funny(!) friend!I didn't know this was a silly sentence either! )