원문 - 에스페란토어 - Mi estas poroscinta, ke amis min. Vi devis veale...

So you know for background information, my friend gave this to me at the end of a long argumentative letter. In German, underneath, he wrote: "If you can translate these sentences *arrow pointing to the Esperanto*, then I will be surprised.

I'm certain he took it off of a translator.

I'd like to to be translated into American English, please! And thank you!