A rep took one circle around town in a helicopter from a safe height, of course, heaven forbid he got caught with see-through pants, and proposals were made for relocation
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Before edit : "A rep took one circle around town in a helicopter from a safe height, of course, heaven forbid he caught with see-through pants, and proporsals were made for relocation."