original: "ben 6 baboker le9 bereh lifamim kzat ioter meuhar ma oleh walla patahti po agala im ahavera amexicanit nire oleh sababa mekave seiamsih ma itha?"
Tried to do my best.
Had to guess here and there, since the original wasn't making any sense at some places. Left it on the remarks in case someone has a better idea...