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SutuoktiniÅ³ pora atvaÅ¾iavo Ä¯ ligoninÄ™ gimdyti....

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kestaskopustas

Source language: Lithuanian

SutuoktiniÅ³ pora atvaÅ¾iavo Ä¯ ligoninÄ™ gimdyti. Gydytojas ir sako:
- AÅ¡ sukÅ«riau tokÄ¯ aparatÄ…, kuris dalÄ¯ sarÄ—miÅ³ skausmÅ³ perduoda kÅ«dikio tÄ—vui. Gal norÄ—tumÄ—te iÅ¡bandyti?
Abudu sutuoktiniai buvo suÅ¾avÄ—ti ir patikino gydytojÄ…, kad nori iÅ¡bandyti. Gydytojas uÅ¾statÄ— skalÄ™ ant 10% pradedantiesiems ir paaiÅ¡kino:
- Net Å¡ie 10 proc. skausmÅ³ bus daug daugiau, nei kÅ«dikio tÄ—vas kada buvo patyrÄ™s per savo visÄ… gyvenimÄ….

Title

labor pain

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English

Translated by

ollka

Target language: English

A married couple arrived at the hospital for the birth of their child. The doctor said:
"I've created a machine which transfers part of the labor pain to the father. Would you like to try it?"
The fascinated parents assured the doctor that they were willing to try. The doctor set the lever at 10% for beginners, and explained:
"Even these 10 percent of the pain will be more than the father has ever experienced in his entire lifetime."

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- 14 May 2008 14:18