elmota, hi. May I say something about the source text? It is not a mess, at all. The second part, this one: "Mei habibi, blin de bani fac la tine din blasa mea! Dar vrem noi calificat în faza pe oază!" copies an Arabic person who doesn't speak very well Romanian. This is how many Arabs talk Romanian, at least in the begining when they still learn it. It was written as a joke and the words are mispelled and in an odd sequence on purpose.
One of the reasons the translation in English was twice rejected is because the Romanian user who translated it failed in "catching" the irony of the phrase.