1. Gjallë jam gjallë, ia hodha lumit kësaj rradhe, në fakt jam pak pishman si se provova një herë se çka është katra, po s'ka gjë kam kohë."
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my gf is sad cuz i had to move a new city... and this is what her best friend said to her the other day
carlosacaball,
This is a very weird text, indeed. It will cause some controversy.
Since you have it in English already I'll remove the other requests, OK?