अनुबाद - डेनिस-स्पेनी - Det lort Hvorfor virker lortet aldrig, jeg er...

Casper: ¿Qué es lo que está mal aquí? Anita ha votado a favor y tú en contra. No me cuadra.

CC: casper tavernello

I think that the first phrase is just 'esta porquería'.

! This shit never works!

I am tired that nothing works in this evil house.

Big bitch

This transltion does not cover all of the meaning of the Danish text. Something is left out. A question is made into an exclamation. And an adverb "pisse" adjacent to an adjective for the person's mood has been left out. An extra adjective "maldita" has been put in front of the word for "house".

Anita. Você poderia dar uma olhada aqui por favor?

CC: Anita_Luciano

Here´s the English translation of the text:

"This shit

Why does this shit never work, I´m sick and tired that nothing works in this house.
You big [or fat] bitch."

It is absolutely correct that the translation into Spanish does leave out some details and even adds the word "maldita", but the reason why I voted in favour of the translation is just that I do believe it translates the meaning quite well and the person requesting the translation has written "Its from a book im reading and i really need your help to understand" and in my opinion, the translation does help the person understand the meaning :-) But as I said, you´re right that it is not a direct translation, it´s a rather "free" one..... should I change my vote??

Ya que hay que hacer una traducción textual...
Creo que es eso.