Ne yap et benim neden o belalı bölüğe düştüğümü öğren Lütfü Efendi...!! Bu işte bir iş var... 21 günlük askerin Şırnak’ta ne işi var!? Beni en kısa zamanda ara!!
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b.edit:Ne yap et benim neden o belali bölüge düsügümü ögren Lütfü Efendi...!! Bu iste bir is var... 21 günlük askerin Sirnak’ta ne isi var!? Beni en kisa zamanda ara!!/cheesecake
Lütfü Effendi, learn by hook or by crook why I was appointed to this troublesome troop...!! There are wheels within wheels... What's a soldier, performing his military service just for 21 days, doing in Şırnak!? Call me in the shortest time!!
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Sir Lütfü,learn why was i appointed to that plaguesome squadron(body) by every possible means...!! There are wheels within wheels... Why is a twenty one-day-old soldier in Şırnak!? Call me in the shortest time!!
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P.S.: Effendi, is used as a title of respect for men in Turkey, equivalent to the English "Sir".
ilk cümledeki "learn" kullanımının yerine şöyle denmesinin daha doğru olacağı kanısındayım: "Inform yourself by any means possible about why i was appointed to this troublesome troop" Belki "call me in the shortes time" yerine de "call me as soon as possible" demek daha uygun olabilir.