Fullfíggjaðar umsetingar

Bardzo proszę o przetłumaczenie takiego stwierdzenia.

1．Quem 'tava com a carga!? sounds like "You did buy 2 balls(cojones) !? " in ears of japanese people.

2.Doing something by mistake.

3.You've grown up a lot.

4．16 years-old Girls(getting angry and tired) said :They(Her bad friends) always decide plan without asking to us...! What a drag! We always go on errands for them.(Those fools always make us to go errands!)

5.That is no answer. or Your answer is not the answer to my question.

6.I think recently that fellow is getting carried away.

7.I didn't do it on purpose!
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=fjs9pIYPo5I&feature=related
At 5:52,when this above subtitle appear,how did Jonathan say?

8.Be prudent a little.


Sorry,i can't translate any more in english.
I am poor at saying what i want to say in english.
so,it will be needed halp pf native english speaker who can speak and write very well.

Especiallu,No.4 can be free translation when you translate in portugues.

Este texto aparece em meu Celular / telemóvel. Após eu colocar o Password do meu cartao ( Password está ok ). Dessa forma nao consigo ir à frente e ligar meu Telefone. Agradeço, desde já, a quem puder me ajudar.

Before edit: "lan artist ne yapıyon len bakıyomda her gün çarşıdasın ben çarşının yüzünü görmedim len 12 ay boyunca siz artistmisniz len alırım aklınızı"

I took the "len" off (vulgar).

the text is for a tattoo.

haj dodji kod mene

Μεταγραφή από "KALHMERA S, TI KANEIS ? XATHIKES APO TO X H MOY FAINETAI? "

Será que alguém poderia traduzir esta frase de forma que a pessoa entenda que realmente admiro o trabalho do autor?
Lendo a frase parece não ter sentido, mas esta é a resposta ideal;

Can't be sure, but it must be transcribed Japanese cry for help or something like that...
<Accepted by IanMegill2>

Bonjour, je cherche juste à traduire cette phrase en anglais et à comprendre la concordance des temps correspondante. Merci d'avance.