Законченные переводы

je voudrais que vous m'aidiez à traduire cette phrase en latin car je voudrais me la faire tatouée! pouvez-vous m'aider?

ja chce ucze sie jezyk szwewdzki

un message de mon amour avec qui helas je ne partage pas la meme langue merci de me le traduire

nesiha..at hamouda la'alla

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Thanks! :)

Muñeco es una palabra que expresa cariño. El texto va dirigido a un hombre.