ترجمة - برتغالية برازيلية-انجليزي - O homem invisível

Alguém poderia me ajudar a traduzir de forma "fluida" e razoavelmente métrica?
O original não rima mesmo.
É algo bem coloquial.
Desde já, obrigado!

Hard to get some metric. The textual translation would be:

The invisible man
jumps the queue in the supermarket
but his credit card
never works
The invisible man
only goes naked
but he doesn't get a suntan
The invisible man
has lost the antidote
and doesn't manage to find himself..."

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