Translation - Kroasies-Engels - hej kujin...si ziv

Hi feroz,

Could we find a synonym (less vulgar) to use here?

"Hello! Here I am, I became a real (hard) worker. I am all black, from top to bottom. There are only some bull**its in the machine every day. How are things with you?"

Feroz, please correct me if I'm wrong.
I think "u makini" means "in the machine".

Also: there should be "are you alive" instead of "what's up".

For lilian canale

Could we find a synonym (less vulgar) to use here?
Maybe, I do not know, but it is vulgar ( slang ) in original language.

For maki_sindja

I think "u makini" means "in the machine".
Yes, but without context it does not make sence.

Also: there should be "are you alive" instead of "what's up".
No, "are you alive" is literal translation but it means "what's up". It is local fraze.

son of a beach

bitch