Precis som skivsatan är en organisk, orgiastrisk orgasm, vandrar såväl skivomslaget hem vandringspokalen för att sedan sluta vandra slött melankoliskt bland er andra jubelidioter.
Exact ca şi cum dracul de disc este un organic, extatic orgasm, plimbă atât coperta discului acasă pocalul pentru ca apoi să termine plimbarea lent melancolic între voi ceilalţi strigător de idioţi
It's a hard one, Azitrad.
Take a look:
Just like the damn record is an organic, orgiastic orgasm, the record sleeve takes home the trophy to later on stop walking, lazy and melancholic among you, other blockheads.
Actually, I don't think it is a machine translation, but rather a "word by word" translation, which means absolutely nothing.
The English translation (and I suppose the original text too) is quite "odd", but understandable.